The Osbournes - Season 2 - Eps 5: Beauty and the Bert
Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used. Sharon worries after hearing some stories about Bert (particularly the vulgar nickname he has within his band), while Jack thinks that Bert is weird because he professed his love to Kelly after only a few weeks of dating. Kelly warns that she will run off to Vegas and marry before the end of the year. Sharon actually encourages this, saying that she needs some excitement. Sharon worries about the situation, but Ozzy encourages her to relax and just focus on living one day at a time. Sharon wants Bert to stay at the house (and sleep in Jack's room) when his band comes to town. Kelly refuses to bring him over to meet the family because she fears they will threaten or embarrass him. She finally tries to sneak him into the house, but Sharon catches them. She asks Bert about his nickname, leaving Kelly mortified. Meanwhile, Ozzy has more problems with the television set, which winds up stuck on a cooking channel
About The Osbournes

Title: The Osbournes
First Air Date: 2002-03-05
Last Air Date: 2005-03-21
Status: Ended
Rating: 5.774/10 (from 42 votes)
Language: EN
Seasons: 5
Total Episodes: 52
Network: MTV
Genres: Reality, Comedy
Production Companies: iCandy TV, Big Head Productions, JOKS Productions, MTV Networks, MTV Productions
Synopsis
The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season, was cited as the most-viewed series ever on MTV. The final episode of the series aired March 21, 2005.
Cast

Ozzy Osbourne
Self

Sharon Osbourne
Self

Jack Osbourne
Self

Kelly Osbourne
Self